Experience the joy of giving with a hearty laugh! Whether it’s a funny Christmas surprise, a quirky white elephant gift, a mysterious secret Santa present, a playful stocking stuffer, or just a spontaneous gesture, we’ve got you covered! And here’s the best part – not a single poop joke in sight. Because who needs poop for a good laugh, right?
We’re on a mission to help you make a lasting impact with maximum hilarity, all without breaking the bank. Win that Dirty Santa competition or, at the very least, make Aunt Jackie’s day unforgettable.
From amusing t-shirts to witty insult bandages, hilarious journals to emergency undies, Gen-X soap to quirky kitchen wear, chia pets to cat bonnets, portable urinals, adult stickers, nipple pasties, and even voodoo dolls – we’ve got it all, and more.
Bring a burst of laughter to the gal in your life with these 31 uproarious gag gifts for women.
Insult Bandages

Discover the joy of words with these ‘Cheerful Surprises’ bandages! With 15 playful bandages adorned with images of Shakespeare and his clever insults, these come packaged in an adorable metal tin. A perfect and lighthearted gift for your book-loving best friend who adores reading!
Bob Ross Chia Pet

For the dedicated Bob Ross enthusiast, this delightful figurine and plant aren’t just a playful gesture; they’re a cherished find! The package comes complete with everything needed to cultivate a lush head of chia hair. Watch the plant flourish in just a week or two, with enough seeds for three plantings.
Sequin Nipple Pasties

Hey there! Ever had a spontaneous urge to sparkle? These sequin pasties are your playful solution! Crafted with medical-grade silicone, they’re self-adhesive and reusable—perfect for those unexpected dance moments. Maybe not the best fit for an office gift exchange, but they sure make a cheeky surprise for that slightly uptight friend!
Bling Bath Bomb

Give the gift of relaxation with our Joyful Jolt Bath Bomb. This unique bath bomb, infused with the refreshing blend of blueberry lemongrass, is sure to add a delightful fizz to their bath. Plus, there’s a special surprise—a piece of jewelry awaits them inside! It won’t stain the skin or the bathtub, ensuring a blissful and sparkly bath time.
Emergency Tiara
I Hate Everyone Oven Mitt

Embrace honesty with the ultimate kitchen accessory! If you and your pals share a disdain for everyone else, this white elephant gem is a must-have. It’s not just a conversation starter; it’s a laughter-inducing, pot-handling marvel. Crafted with super-insulated 100% cotton, it’s as practical as it is hilarious.
Shower Beer Holder

Embrace the hustle of life with the Shower Beer Holder! Picture this: a busy day, a refreshing beer, and the need to multitask. What if you could enjoy your shower while sipping on your favorite brew? Well, now you can! This ingenious cup holder easily sticks to any smooth surface with a residue-free adhesive. Say goodbye to sticky hassles, and hello to the ultimate shower beer experience!
Funny T-Shirt

Isn’t it amusing how kids use all those acronyms? This T-shirt is the ultimate guide to decode their secret language. It’s not just a tee; it’s a fun-filled gift perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh. Available in various sizes and colors, it’s an ideal choice for an over-the-hill birthday celebration!
Cat Bonnet

Imagine if Laura Ingalls Wilder had a feline flair—she’d undoubtedly don this charming bonnet! Crafted from 100% cotton, it’s an ideal treat for the cat enthusiast in your circle. The packaging boldly declares feline affection, though results may vary!
Coffee Mug

Hey, a cup of coffee is no laughing matter, but this java cup sure is! It might even double as a lifesaver, signaling to family or coworkers when it’s safe to approach. This glass coffee mug generously holds 12 ounces of your favorite brew.
Drink Buddies

Dapper gents in swim trunks – what’s not to adore? These amiable drink buddies joyfully latch onto the rim of any glass, ensuring no unwanted lips touch your beverage! An entertaining present, perfect for adding a dash of merriment to a bachelorette celebration.
Kale Candy

Discovering unique treasures like Kale Candy brings laughter to the holiday season. While it may not grace many gift guides, it’s a perfect choice for a health-conscious friend or someone with a playful sense of humor. Surprisingly, the herbal taste of kale candy is rather pleasant – a delightful twist on the usual sweet treats!
Wine Bottle Puzzle

Looking for a quirky present? Check out this wine puzzle! It’s perfect for the wine lover in your life who enjoys a good challenge. This wooden puzzle doubles as a fantastic party game, sparking laughter and conversation. While it doesn’t include a bottle of wine, it comes with setup instructions. A unique choice for a housewarming or hostess gift that adds a touch of fun!
Sleep Mask
Emergency Underpants

Imagine the sheer joy of receiving three pairs of emergency underpants! There might be amusing situations where these come to the rescue. Let’s not dwell on those, but rest assured, it’s a thoughtful and practical gift. The underwear, crafted from 100% cotton, is one size fits most, ensuring comfort and security.
Blank Journal

This fantastic gift brings maximum joy! Picture their reactions as they unwrap this “cookbook” only to discover it’s actually a blank journal. Just imagine jotting down notes in it during a train ride—hilarious! This incredibly original prank gift is a surefire winner for any Dirty Santa competition! It beats a naughty coloring book hands down!
Funny Keychain
Take-Out Purse

Unleash laughter with this purse, a whimsical treat for the culinary adventurer! Ideal for the kitchen maven who turns her oven into storage and embraces the ease of take-out. Crafted from vegan leather, this petite bag mirrors the iconic Chinese food containers. Despite its size, it effortlessly accommodates daily must-haves like a phone, keys, cash, and cards.
BS Button

Unearth the charm of unconventional gadgets with the BS Button! It’s not just any button; it’s a witty companion equipped with five phrases to call out BS. A savior from wasting precious time, this button lights up, flashes, and even boasts background sound effects. And guess what? Batteries are included for instant enjoyment.
Hangover Survival Kit

Ever found yourself wishing for a magical cure after a night of revelry? Introducing the ultimate hangover survival kit – a lifesaver when you’re in no condition to shop. This special ‘gift set’ packs everything you need for the morning after: upset stomach and headache remedies, an energy shot, all neatly tucked into an adorable drawstring bag.
Funny Socks

Indulge in a chuckle with these Blue Q Socks! Crafted from soft, luxurious combed cotton, reinforced with nylon for durability, and spiced up with a touch of spandex for enduring amusement. What’s even better? 1% of every Blue Q sock sale supports the noble efforts of Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. Spread joy while making a positive impact worldwide!
Achievement Stickers

Life as an adult can sometimes feel mundane, but why not sprinkle some joy into it? Let’s celebrate those adult wins—like conquering the laundry pile and embracing a salad. These playful stickers are a delightful gift or stocking filler for the eternal child in your circle. With a collection of 200 stickers, the fun never ends!
Burrito Blanket

Add a dash of delight to your gift-giving! This blanket might resemble a flour tortilla, but guess what? It’s not just any blanket – it’s the burrito blanket, measuring a whopping 71 inches! It’s not just trendy; it’s a machine-washable sensation, a hot pick among the cool crowd on Amazon. Say goodbye to boring blankets and hello to Taco Tuesday vibes every day, especially for the foodies!