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23 Schitt’s Creek Gifts That Will Enchant David Rose

    Schitt’s Creek’ – a show that wrapped us in warmth with its wit, charm, and unforgettable characters, especially the ever-discerning David Rose. We’ve all shared a laugh at his unique taste, his love for high fashion, and those iconic facial expressions.

    So, when it comes to dazzling someone with that level of panache, the bar is set impressively high. But guess what? We’ve accepted the challenge! Delving deep into the world of the Roses, we’ve curated a lavish list of 37 ‘Schitt’s Creek’ gifts. Trust us; these picks are so on-point that even David would have difficulty resisting their incredible allure.

    The Cafe Tropical Baseball Shirt

    Embark on a journey with this incredible replica of the baseball shirt donned by David during his unforgettable stint as an unexpected baseball star. Imagine the joy it brings, paired seamlessly with these David-esque glasses for the perfect gift set.

    Coffee Mug

    For those unfamiliar, this might seem like a roadside find, but enthusiasts recognize its true charm! Crafted from exquisite ceramic, this mug boasts a generous 16-ounce capacity. 

    Funko Pop! David

    Delight in the tale of David, once ‘David in a field’ in the Amish community, graciously hosted and fed for three days and ‘two sleepless nights.’ This Funko Pop! figurine captures the humor of that memorable episode and showcases David’s always distinctive fashion sense.

    Assorted Socks

    Delight in these one-size-fits-most crew socks adorned with hilarious quotes from David and Alexis, along with the iconic logo from the Rosebud Motel. Universally appealing, these unisex socks make a splendid gift for a superfan’s birthday or to add festive cheer to their Christmas stocking. 

    Coaster Set

    Indulge in the charm of this set of six exquisite coasters, each adorned with your beloved characters and memorable catchphrases. Crafted from cork, these coasters not only safeguard your furniture but also expertly absorb moisture. Elevate your Schitty Netflix binge-fest with this delightful accompaniment. Thinking of a holiday gift? Embrace the luxury and wrap them in this exceptionally chic paper.

    Flour Sack Dish Towel 

    Embark on a journey with these exquisite tea towels inspired by the legendary quote from David in the pilot episode: “I have asked you for a towel, so that I may wash this town off my body!” These towels aren’t just a housewarming gift; they’re a symbol of shared Schitty fandom and a touch of sophistication.

    You’re Simply The Best Mug

    Indulge in more than just a coffee break with this extraordinary mug. It’s a delightful blend of sentiment and humor, reminiscent of that unforgettable scene from David’s heartwarming performance for Patrick in Season Four – perfectly capturing David’s unique dance style. Get ready for tears of joy!

    Valentine’s Day/Anniversary Card

    Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or any romantic occasion, express your feelings with the sophistication of David’s curated cards. Alternatively, unleash your creativity with these uniquely charming coloring notecards.

    Lanyard

    Elevate your workday with a touch of humor! Introducing our Schitt-inspired lanyard, where functionality meets fun. Adorned with a vibrant array of Rose family quotes and images, this lanyard turns the mundane into a stylish statement.

    Rose Apothecary Tote Bag 

    Delight in this simple, yet stylish tote bag – an essential for any “branded immersive experience” courtesy of Rose Apothecary. This minimalistic tote not only serves as a chic shopping bag but also doubles up as the perfect “gift wrap” for another present. Imagine pairing it with this coloring book of Schitt’s Creek quotes

    Cheesy Wooden Spoons

    Discover the joy of gifting with these 12″ spoons, perfect for any Schitt’s Creek fan. Featuring the iconic duo, David and Moira Rose, and unforgettable lines from Season 2. It’s a culinary adventure just like theirs! Choose one, or bundle up for an extra special surprise—it even comes gift wrapped with a Rose Apothecary tag.

    A Schitty Cookbook

    Embark on a gastronomic journey with ‘A Schitty Cookbook’ featuring over 40 delectable recipes. Immerse yourself in the scenes that inspired these dishes, from Rosebud Motel Cinnamon Rolls to Sloppy Jocelyns. Savor the essence of Twyla’s Meadow Harvest Smoothie and Herb Ertlinger’s Wine Spritzer. Don’t miss the iconic Fold In The Cheese Aaahnchiladas. See what Amazon reviewers are raving about! 

    Town Sign

    Get ready to welcome the charm of Schitt’s Creek with this delightful Welcome to Schitt’s Creek Tin Sign! Though smaller than the original, it encapsulates the same essence. Crafted with heavy gauge metal, it exudes a retro nostalgic feel and comes with pre-drilled holes for effortless hanging in your bar, kitchen, garage, or porch.

    Crows Have Eyes T-Shirt

    Relive Moira’s iconic moments with this stylish tee adorned in feathers. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a nod to Schitt’s Creek culture that true fans will cherish. A timeless piece of fan memorabilia!

    Lightning Bolt Sweatshirt 

    Indulge in the allure of David’s signature style with this lightning bolt sweatshirt. Crafted meticulously, it’s a flawless replica in 100% cotton. Thinking of your furry friend? They can rock the look too! Explore the options!

    Vinyl Sticker Set

    Unlock the magic of stickers with this fabulous set! Featuring 52 of the finest moments from Schitt’s Creek in delightful sticky form, this collection also includes a bonus David keychain adorned with his wittiest quotes. Crafted from premium vinyl PVC, these decals are not only waterproof but also sun-proof, allowing you to spread the joy everywhere!  

    Alexis Mug

    “Unleash your inner Lamborghini. Embrace the Hollywood glamour. Feel a little tipsy with every sip…” We all have that friend who embodies “a little bit Alexis”, and here’s the perfect coffee mug to celebrate them, complete with dance moves. And if you truly want to amplify the experience, consider adding one of these glamorous pink coasters to the ensemble.

    David In A Field Hoodie/Tee

    Indulge in the joyous memories of David’s escapade into Amish country! This whimsical experience is captured in a range of options – tee, v-neck tee, sweater, or hoodie. Share the laughter with a gift that’s as unique as it is delightful.

    Memory Foam Bath Mat 

    Indulge your senses with the warm welcome of Rosebud’s renowned hospitality. Step onto a super-soft, memory foam bath mat that’s not only visually stunning but also radiates charm. Please note: Cinnamon rolls not included.

    Stemless Wine Glass

    Indulge the Schitt’s fan who relishes moments like Moira and David at a Herb Ertlinger tasting. Present them with a timeless wine glass featuring a memorable quote. Enhance the experience with a bottle of wine, allowing them to savor the “quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnay.”

    Prayer Candle

    Delight the devout with this exquisite patron saint for their Schitt’s shrine. The candle, a timeless ‘8-day’ white altar masterpiece, is meticulously handcrafted in the USA.

    Community Theatre Poster

    Relive the enchantment of the Schitt’s Creek Community Theatre’s Cabaret production, brought to life by the extraordinary Moira Rose. This poster is a keepsake, showcasing the entire cast and crew credits for an everlasting memory.

    Keychain

    Indulge in the charm of this exquisite keychain, a must-have for any fan! While it may not share the dramatic journey of Alexis Rose, it’s a delightful declaration of self-love – “Love that journey for me!”. A perfect choice for a farewell or graduation gift.